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[backinakidflash]

"If you were trying to reach Bart Allen. Well. I've got good news and bad news. Good news: this is he. Bad new: this is a pre-recorded me. Because I got bored waiting for people to call and went to do something cool. More good news though: I'll be back to check my messages before you know it. Probably. Usually. Sometimes. Occasionally. Look, it's a better plan to just post a feed that I can tap into anywhere, OK? Hang a sign in your window that says "Bart stop here" is gonna be the fastest way to flag me down. But if you must, leave one."

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[animosus]

It's about Barry.

He and Iris get to have that happily ever after til death do us apart thing right?

[backinakidflash]

[The hesitation is nearly invisible.]

Yeah. Duh. Course they do.

[It's not a lie if it's all but guaranteed to be true, right?]

[animosus]

[This probably isn't going to get him any useful information then. Barry isn't like Ollie and wouldn't of cheated on Iris ever.]

So there's no point at which they might of had a rocky period and separated and met other people?

[backinakidflash]

[darkly:]

Oh you mean like when he was dead and Grandma Iris was pretty much miserable back here in your time without him?

If something like that happened, it wouldn't go down in the family history books. But she's happy, OK? You weren't around when I hit the 21st century. You don't remember how she went off traveling or whatever and dumped me on Max Mercury as she missed Barry. I think maybe Wally being Flash all the time was too much? Like it reminded her of before. I dunno though. I'm just the kid. Nobody tells me anything.

And I don't think Grandpa'd do that either. He's too. Him. I can't see him going clubbing, flirting, pick- ew. No.

[animosus]

['weren't around' aka that time. If his willpower was stronger could he have been there for her? Or would seeing him make it worse?

But he wasn't doing this to have a pity party, this was to figure out what to do with Barry. And just as he thought, this isn't getting anything helpful. Barry could still have a crush on him. Why else would he send him a Flash stripper unless it was to give him ideas?]

I thought he did alright after his initial freak out.

[backinakidflash]

[After some initial blinking. ]

After his freak out at what?

1/3

[animosus]

I took him out clubbing and he even ordered strippers!

2/NEVER MIND I LIED

[animosus]

[Wait a second....]

3/I'll tell you when I figure it out

[animosus]

[He's talking to Bart.

Bart is Barry's grandson.]

4/6

[animosus]

[Oh crap. He just did that. What can he do to undo that. How can he take that back?]

5/6

[animosus]

[AND BART'S A SPEEDSTER HE COULD HAVE RUN OFF ALREADY WHAT IS HE DOING STANDING AROUND AND FREAKING OUT.]

6/6

[animosus]

[No time for text, going straight to voice now.]

You didn't hear that from me!

still video

[backinakidflash]

[Bart looks equally confused and disbelieving. Admittedly, he's not the world's biggest expert on Barry. Not at all. A large chunk of his interpretation of the man is still based on what he's read and his grandmother, and he can't see Iris going for strippers.

Oh god, that thought just happened. Bart laughs nervously.]

Ha ha. Happy early April Fools?

[animosus]

[You know what, he's grabbing that.]

Y-yeah! [He laughs nervously.] How'd you figure it out that fast?

[backinakidflash]

[Let's never talk about this again, Uncle Hal.]

Speedster.